Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off

Stop a water leak in seconds with LeakMate.


The clamp fits pipe sizes 10mm, 15mm and 22mm (3/8in, 1/2in & 3/4in)

The tool is so easy to use, see for yourself by watching the video below

You can order your LeakMate here at less than half the r.r.p. or find a stockist near you here

 School Children!!!

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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here!

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What on earth are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said water was

H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree,

but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s..

Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog….
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.
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Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!!

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